HAVE A HAPPY AND HEALTHY EASTER!

My Magnolia is about to bloom, but not quite in time for Easter!

Here's a fun, easy and healthy recipe for Easter morning:

HEALTH NUT WAFFLES:

1/2 c. quick oatmeal

1/2 c. whole wheat flour

1/2 c. ground flaxseed (or increase amounts of oatmeal and flour)

2 teas. baking powder

2 teas. or more cinnamon

1 teas. vanilla

2 eggs

1/2 c. milk

3 tablespoons healthy oil

 

Mix dry ingredients together, then wet, let set for five minutes, add milk or egg if too dense to pour. Pour into wafflemaker (should make about 4 good sized waffles) and cook. Eat and enjoy.

 

And everyone:

HAPPY EASTER!

Bottle Cap Celebration of St. Paddy's!

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!

In honor of this fun day, here's my new bottle cap pin, for everyone to have a lotta of good luck today. These pins are easy to make! Here's my link to my blog post on how to make these.

Booksigning, Short Story and a RECIPE

Come join Kathy McIntosh, author of Mustard's Last Stand, and me, author of Starke Naked Dead, at our book signing, Friday, March 15, from 4pm to 8pm at the Hastings at the corner of Five Mile and Overland in Boise. (There'll be cookies!)

In honor of this event, here's a short story with a couple of characters from Starke Naked Dead and then the recipe that Maddie so enjoyed--because it's delicious!

MAMA CHIN'S LIVE FOREVER CASSEROLE

Mad Maddie Starke stared down at her menu and frowned in her signature facial expression of pure fury. She stared up at Mama Chin, who's calm gaze didn't waver a micro inch. Mama Chin knew all about Maddie's blow and bluster.

            Maddie pointed at a word on the daily special on Mama Chin's Save On Café's menu. "What the heck is that?"

            "It's quinoa," Mama Chin said, resisting the overwhelming urge to sigh. She couldn't resist a shift from aching foot to aching foot. She needed new wait staff. It didn't work anymore for only her and Paul to try to run the café all on their own. Not with the ski resort successful.

"Keenwah? How do you get that from quinoa? Why isn't it qwe-noah? Like it's spelled?"

"I agree totally."

Maddie's eyebrows raised high at Mama Chin's agreeing with her, which almost never happened.

"But, we've got to update our menu to sell to our new customer base, you know, the health-nutty skiers?"

Maddie's eyebrows remained halfway up her forehead. "Do I look like a health nut?"

Mama Chin regarded her slightly overweight—plump—okay, fat friend. "Not really."

"Don't you have a real food daily special? You know, meatloaf with gravy? Chicken pot pie? Stuffed pork chops? Bacon and eggs?"

Now Mama Chin sighed. "No. You can, however, order any of those at the regular price."

Maddie reared back in her chair. "How many generations have our families known each other? Have the Starkes ever ordered off the regular menu? It's a matter of pride—"

Mama Chin leaned forward to stop Maddie's word flood. "And have any of you ever had a bad meal at the Save On Café?"

Maddie wrinkled her brow. "Well, once Great-Grandpa—"

"I can toss any customer out of here, you know."

Maddie glared. "Okay, okay, I'll have the quinoa casserole."

***

            Maddie patted her mouth and then her tummy.

            "Well, how was it?" Mama Chin asked.

            "I'm so glad I'm always open to new experiences, especially in the realm of good food." Maddie gave her mouth another prim and somehow smug pat. "And that I've decided to eat more healthy."

            Mama Chin crossed her arms over her chest. "First time for everything. So does that mean you'll tip for the first time?'

            Maddie's shocked expression was her answer. 

QUINOA EGG BAKE

Since the quinoa in this recipe gets baked in the oven, it doesn't need to be precooked. Instead, it settles into the bottom of the pan and creates the casseroles' crust.

1 teaspoon butter or margarine

1/2 cup uncooked quinoa 

8 eggs 

1 1/4 cup milk or soy, almond or coconut milk (the coconut milk is good with curry spice, instead of the other spices, for an "Indian" Egg Bake)

1 tablespoon chopped garlic 

1 teaspoon chopped thyme (optional)

1 teaspoon sage (optional)

1/2 teaspoon salt 

1/2 teaspoon pepper (or more if you love pepper)

 2 cups packed baby spinach, roughly chopped (or you can use frozen spinach as well)

Or/and 2 cups of the vegetables of your choice, green beans, corn, peas, cooked carrots, or a combo all work well.

1 cup finely shredded Romano or Parmesan cheese or any hard cheese of your choice.

Preheat oven to 350°F. Grease an 8-inch x 8-inch glass or metal baking dish with butter; set aside.
Put quinoa into a fine mesh strainer and rinse until cold running water until water runs clear; drain well.
In a large bowl, whisk together eggs, milk, the spices you've chosen, and quinoa. Stir in spinach or other vegetables then pour mixture into prepared dish. Cover tightly with foil then jiggle dish gently from side to side so that quinoa settles on the bottom in an even layer. Bake until just set, about 45 minutes. Remove foil and sprinkle top evenly with cheese. Return to oven and bake, uncovered, until golden brown and crisp, 10 to 15 minutes more. Set aside to let cool briefly, then slice and serve.

Note: this is a forgiving recipe, but the texture will be a little too chewy if you leave out the vegetables. Try different combos of spices and see what you like the best. Me, I always splash in a little hot sauce because I love hot sauce!

The Great Ongoing Scarcity Hoax Rant

My new short story, BETTER TO BITE, coming out from Muse It Up March 15th, pre-order here for 20% off until then!

Here's my rant:

The publishing world continues to change daily. E-books have destroyed all of the old ways. And yet, and yet, some of the publishers, especially the big traditional publishers, plus some of the (physical) bookstores and some of the agents continue to insist that it is 1982, or earlier, perhaps 1882.

One of the reasons for scarcity is the old belief that readers hate to read and will only real a very limited amount of books. Newsflash! Readers love to read. Their limited reading has been self-imposed by a publishing world that again, because it was only print, could only provide a limited amount of titles.

Plus, because in the old days books had to sell enough to pay for print runs, the old-fashioned publishers (and agents) often rejected and still do reject new untried new authors--the authors who could not prove a track record. There were plenty of reasons to reject, and very few to accept. Often, perhaps even usually, it has little to do with the quality of the work, and much more to do with whether the publisher thought it would appeal to a large enough group of readers to pay for the print run.

Nowhere is this more obvious than with short stories. For decades, publishers have insisted that the huge majority of readers don't read short stories. Another newsflash! Readers love short stories, when they can buy them cheap and not as an expensive hardback anthology or expensive printed magazine.

The one annoying thing about all of this? The scarcity is now a hoax! It no longer exists! But I hate when new authors quit writing because their writings don't fit a narrow band of old time traditional publisher requirements.

Having written this rant, I've realized that the annoying hidebound practices of the old-style publishers, agents, and etc. are truly the last gasps of a world no longer relevant.

And that most of all, I'm very grateful and happy with this new world, both as a reader and a writer. I love having oodles of great and different stuff to read, all lengths, all genres. I love how the wonderful publishers of my novels, short stories and articles have published and sold my wide range of different writings. I love the synergy and energy and most of all the abundance of this new world.

So, dear readers, what do you think? I believe we're now in a world of glorious plenty--which brings with it a different set of problems--do you? What's your experience?